The Peafowl Bedtime Saga

The multi-part chronicle of how four peafowl turned “go to bed” into a nightly hostage negotiation—and how James solved it in three minutes by doing absolutely nothing.

The Origin Story

He said no chickens. He did not say no peacocks. How one woman’s respect for precise wording launched a ranch full of questionable choices—starting with six broken ribs and a hospital bed.