Safer, Simpler, and Absolutely Miserable
The birds are in lockdown. I listed every rational benefit. No power washing. No fox anxiety. No chasing anyone at sunset. Somehow, all of us are worse off.
Four peafowl got arrested at the neighbor’s house. The solution, obviously, was to build a permanent run on bedrock with a 9-inch slope and no prior construction experience.
The Quictent 19.7×9.8×6.6 ft galvanized run is the centerpiece, connected to the greenhouse via a 10-ft breezeway tunnel. The birds will have indoor-outdoor access. The humans will have slightly less sanity.
| Run Dimensions | 19.7 × 9.8 × 6.6 ft |
|---|---|
| Material | Galvanized steel Quictent |
| Breezeway | 10-ft tunnel, greenhouse to run |
| Terrain | Bedrock with 9-inch slope over 10 ft |
The actual plans. Read them before you start. Or don't — we're not your parents.
Complete 8-phase construction guide for the Quictent 18×9 ft galvanized run. Covers site prep through pre-launch checks.
5-phase guide for the breezeway tunnel connecting greenhouse to run. Includes cut list and geometry notes.
Official parts inventory and assembly reference for the Quictent CC001 model.
Discovered bedrock approximately 2 inches down. Adjusted the plan. Then adjusted the adjusted plan.
The Quictent arrived in what can only be described as an intimidating number of boxes.
The birds are in lockdown. I listed every rational benefit. No power washing. No fox anxiety. No chasing anyone at sunset. Somehow, all of us are worse off.